Life Lessons With Mitch Lesson 212

I swear my cat’s passive aggressive revenge for my apathetic lackadaisical care of him is to wait for me to vacuum and shampoo my cream coloured carpets…

…then immediately proceed to vomit on said carpet.

In retrospect, I should have fought harder to keep the coffee maker than to keep his feline ass when my ex-wife and I were splitting assets.  I misplayed that hand. Damn it.

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3 thoughts on “Life Lessons With Mitch Lesson 212

  1. trixfred30 says:

    Maybe but cats are a better foil than dogs. Cats just don’t give a shit about anything. Including your carpet.

  2. decimawho says:

    Beautiful cat! Does he have an equally silly name as the guinea pig? 😀

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