Little Mitch (Age 6): “Dad? Will you teach me how to be sucessful with women?”
Mitch: “What??? Where did you learn that?” (chuckling).
Litte Mitch: “At mom’s house on TV. She’s got that thing where you get all the channels, not like our house all we got is Netflix”
Mitch: “Cable. Mom’s got cable TV. Ahh, so you learned that from TV.”
Little Mitch: “Yeah! Cable! So… will you teach me to be successful with women Dad?”
Mitch: “Here’s all you need to know bud. Just be yourself and you’ll be fine.”